Spork - The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods ch. 11

I apologize for not updating this for quite some time. Sporking shitty fanfiction really takes a toll on your sanity, wouldn't you agree? Anyway, I'm back to spork chapter 11.

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Chapter 11 is the point when Thomas Brown really goes off the deep end.

I am not evil! I am striper of the lotd! I am not a troll! I have said this many times and you will not listen to me! I am being serious! There is not error at al! And my account was hacked! The hacker is lying! Do not beliebe it.

I have a hard time "beliebing" that.

And there is good bands, such as The Beatles. Their song Let It Be is a prayer to God and how they want everyone to know his undying love and that they were telling their story of their life.

Uh, no. Let It Be is actually based on a dream Paul had about his dead mother. I never liked The Beatles and even I knew that!

And Lilith was an atheistic lie. The Bible came from God, and nothing was ever cut out. That is the Koran that had stuff cut out.

This is so false it doesn't even deserve a detailed response.

Okay, so Jerry goes to the temple and tells everyone that Percy converted Rachael's entire family. Then he talks about some battle in the book of Exodus and tells his followers to be "fuel [sic] of courage".

That way we will be able to defeat those without courage, such as the evil Greek Gods! Once we have done that, than we can work onto the false evil Roman Gods, that once reign across the Roman Empire, but Constantine was able to defeat the evil Gods and made Jesus in rule of all of time!

And then the Roman Empire fell, or are you conveniently ignoring that part?

"Now it is time to do such a thing. We must not focus one evil thing, but all evil thing.

Form plurals by adding S!

That is why I am sending one of my massagers to England to warn those there, for they allow Witches and Wizards to live. They have a school there that allows these people to live. This evil school is called Hogwarts, and must be destroyed at all coast!

Messenger! A massager will just have sexy time with everyone there and never get anything done.

"Behold Michaela who warmed me of the attack will help me on thesis quest! Although he might not be here in person, we will support in Prayer! His story will be told in another story, so that it can gain maximum impact, and convert more people." Amen.

FOURTH WALL! YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

I will be writing another story The Prayer Warriors: Battle With The Itches! Read it to be safe, speak it to saved!

Curse those wretched itches! Oh wait, you mean witches. Now you bore me.