I managed to luck out and find two bands on Bandcamp that were to my liking.
Frostreich is a post black metal band from Germany that produces somber, beautiful, introspective music. Sure, the clean vocals might sound corny, but I love the emotional instrumentation, and the distortion sounds like the crashing of the waves upon a beach that is undisturbed by humans. Also, I love the cover art.
On the complete opposite side of the emotional spectrum is Pleasure Cross. That play fast, angry, uncompromising grindcore. The production is gritty, the drums unleash a great number of blast beats and fills, the riffs are simple and infectious, and the vocalist sounds like a fucking ghoul. Their first demo may last only three minutes, but what an amazing three minutes it is.